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Season 2 Episode 10 is now up

Hatter — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 16:29:06 +0000

This weeks show: People that are depressed that Pandora from the film Avatar does not exist. The Late Show drama between Leno, Conan and $40 million. We also discuss Sony’s decision to fire Sam Raimi from Spiderman 4 and create a whole reboot where Peter Parker is in High School.

Listen to it here

Sorry about the lack of show last week. I was sick and Hawkeye was watching 24 or something… see, he doesn’t have a DVR and can’t watch things later.

Be sure to check out the forum for all new topics and questions… hop to it!

Episode 9 is now up

Hatter — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 05:00:59 +0000

Today we discuss the whereabouts of our Rocket Boots and flying cars, 2010 Laws and Taco Bell Diets. I mean what happened to all of the things that we should have by now? Did reality television or television by itself destroy our chances of such things during my lifetime?

We also got our first caller… some sort of random banter that sounds like last drop of a Miller High Life 40 oz.

We want to hear from you. Call us by clicking the “Call me” link or call the number in the show. Also email us at theshow[at]assimilatedpress.net.

What’s with the Russian spam?

Hatter — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:11:53 +0000

Why do I keep getting Russian spam?

Уметь слушать тишину – значит быть способным услышать бесконечность, как говорил Моцарт, на вашем сайте тишину не послушаешь, но много …

which translates to:

To know how to listen to silence – means to be capable of hearing infinity, as Mozart spoke, silence you will not listen to on your site, but it is much…

Great, thanks! You’re still spam though. Maybe their saying that my lack of posts is music to their ears… In that case… F’ off!

Sorry for the lapse in updates. I’m still busy with work and school and trying to make time for my own projects… like AP and random Arduino projects that have been swimming around my brain.

I’ll be back posting shortly and new podcasts will resume in 2 weeks.

Episode 7

Hatter — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:05:03 +0000

Episode 7 is now up for your listening pleasure.

Thanks to those of you that wished me a happy birthday. I may not like celebrating my bday, but I’m glad that you guys are around.

Today’s show reviews District-9, the film of an alien refugee camps in South Africa. We discuss birthdays in a slightly inconsistent manner. And of course, Mike continues with his Twilight Saga Book Report… yay :l

No show this week

Hatter — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:33:57 +0000

Due to birthdays and other things that have been going on this week, there will be no show this week. We will be back to our Monday schedule next week.

In the meantime, Happy Birthdays go to:

Sgt.Slobber
Angst
Pele
Deity
Hawkeye
Anubis

and who ever else I missed of the summer birthdays.

Episode 6: GI Joe is reviewed

Hatter — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:19:18 +0000

This week we review GI Joe, what went wrong, what could they have left out. Keep in mind, there are some spoilers, but not enough to really make any sense.

It is no spoiler at all that Rachel Nichols is frelling hot!

Twilight is also reviewed… again… I think when this series is over, I’ll have him read VC Andrews Flowers in the Attic.

We saw D-9 yesterday… good movie. We will review this and more random BS next week.

Episode 5: Zombies!

Hatter — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:20:54 +0000

What would you do to protect yourself? Fortify your surrounding and steal as many cool cars as possible!

Just click the big microphone to the right and enjoy!