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Season 2 Episode 10 is now up

Hatter — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 16:29:06 +0000

This weeks show: People that are depressed that Pandora from the film Avatar does not exist. The Late Show drama between Leno, Conan and $40 million. We also discuss Sony’s decision to fire Sam Raimi from Spiderman 4 and create a whole reboot where Peter Parker is in High School.

Listen to it here

Sorry about the lack of show last week. I was sick and Hawkeye was watching 24 or something… see, he doesn’t have a DVR and can’t watch things later.

Be sure to check out the forum for all new topics and questions… hop to it!

Episode 9 is now up

Hatter — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 05:00:59 +0000

Today we discuss the whereabouts of our Rocket Boots and flying cars, 2010 Laws and Taco Bell Diets. I mean what happened to all of the things that we should have by now? Did reality television or television by itself destroy our chances of such things during my lifetime?

We also got our first caller… some sort of random banter that sounds like last drop of a Miller High Life 40 oz.

We want to hear from you. Call us by clicking the “Call me” link or call the number in the show. Also email us at theshow[at]assimilatedpress.net.

Episode 8 is FINALLY up

Hatter — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 05:32:56 +0000

It’s been months… I know that. Problems here and there and my PowerBook finally taking a dive on me… but here it is.

We had a Halloween show ready to go, but that was about the time my laptop died and I haven’t had the time to take out the hard drive. It’ll most likely end up being a bonus show someday.

Enjoy!

Where have we been?

Hatter — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:10:19 +0000

Sorry gang, the Assimilated Podcast has obviously been on a many week hiatus.

Hawkeye has been busy with working weekends and not returning calls, while I have been busy with school and work during the week (and not returning calls). Pretty much saying that taking an hour out of the week was too much effort. Pretty much everything fell apart after we turned 33, but who knows.

New shows will be up shortly and I will keep all of you guys posted as to when.

So back to me. Welding is a lot harder than I had expected. My teacher, being a perfectionist is so critical on the look as well as the quality. I feel a little sad when he takes a hammer to a weld to test the penetration, but I suppose it is expected. I still need to figure out brazing, flame cutting and rod welding in ten weeks. Wish me luck.

How are you guys doing?

Episode 7

Hatter — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:05:03 +0000

Episode 7 is now up for your listening pleasure.

Thanks to those of you that wished me a happy birthday. I may not like celebrating my bday, but I’m glad that you guys are around.

Today’s show reviews District-9, the film of an alien refugee camps in South Africa. We discuss birthdays in a slightly inconsistent manner. And of course, Mike continues with his Twilight Saga Book Report… yay :l

No show this week

Hatter — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:33:57 +0000

Due to birthdays and other things that have been going on this week, there will be no show this week. We will be back to our Monday schedule next week.

In the meantime, Happy Birthdays go to:

Sgt.Slobber
Angst
Pele
Deity
Hawkeye
Anubis

and who ever else I missed of the summer birthdays.

Episode 6: GI Joe is reviewed

Hatter — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:19:18 +0000

This week we review GI Joe, what went wrong, what could they have left out. Keep in mind, there are some spoilers, but not enough to really make any sense.

It is no spoiler at all that Rachel Nichols is frelling hot!

Twilight is also reviewed… again… I think when this series is over, I’ll have him read VC Andrews Flowers in the Attic.

We saw D-9 yesterday… good movie. We will review this and more random BS next week.

Episode 5: Zombies!

Hatter — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:20:54 +0000

What would you do to protect yourself? Fortify your surrounding and steal as many cool cars as possible!

Just click the big microphone to the right and enjoy!