Assimilated Press » Hawkeye http://assimilatedpress.net Sat, 23 Jul 2011 16:09:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4 Chuck http://assimilatedpress.net/2010/02/01/chuck-2/ http://assimilatedpress.net/2010/02/01/chuck-2/#comments Mon, 01 Feb 2010 05:00:00 +0000 Hawkeye http://assimilatedpress.net/2010/02/01/chuck-2/ http://assimilatedpress.net/2010/02/01/chuck-2/feed/ 0 Chuck http://assimilatedpress.net/2010/01/25/chuck/ http://assimilatedpress.net/2010/01/25/chuck/#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 05:00:00 +0000 Hawkeye http://assimilatedpress.net/2010/01/25/chuck/ http://assimilatedpress.net/2010/01/25/chuck/feed/ 0 The Simple Reason Why The New Sherlock Holmes Sucked…. http://assimilatedpress.net/2010/01/12/the-simple-reason-why-the-new-sherlock-holmes-sucked/ http://assimilatedpress.net/2010/01/12/the-simple-reason-why-the-new-sherlock-holmes-sucked/#comments Tue, 12 Jan 2010 05:36:53 +0000 Hawkeye http://assimilatedpress.net/2010/01/12/the-simple-reason-why-the-new-sherlock-holmes-sucked/ Consider that a man’s brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort that he comes across, so that the knowledge which might be useful to him gets crowded out, or at best is jumbled up with a lot of other things, so that he has a difficulty in laying his hands upon it.
Now the skillful workman is very careful indeed as to what he takes into his brain-attic. He will have nothing but the tools which may help him in doing his work, but of these he has a large assortment, and all in the most perfect order. It is a mistake to think that that little room has elastic walls and can distend to any extent. Depend upon it there comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before. It is of the highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out the useful ones.

-Sherlock Holmes on his lack of knowledge of the Solar System- (From the first story, A Study in Scarlet)

The movie was not even close to being this clever.

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